Kvd top 10 list
Posted: 20 February 2011 03:24 PM
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This is off one of the blogs at the Classic.

As we watch BassTrakk on the final day of the Bassmaster Classic, we see that Kevin VanDam is shaping up to be the Chuck Norris of bass fishing.
Here’s our top 10:


• Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears KVD pajamas.


• KVD doesn’t need to actually cast for fish, he simply goes to a river or lake and says: “You, you, you, you and you—in the livewell!”


• KVD can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.


• When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for KVD.


• When KVD goes fishing, he doesn’t need a fishing pole - he just stares at the water till the fish jump into his boat out of shear panic.


• KVD runs until the treadmill gets tired.


• They found KVD ‘s to-do list ... It is now known as The Guinness Book of World Records.


• KVD doesn’t do push-ups. He pushes the world down

• KVD once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.

• KVD doesn’t need to wait for a bite when he goes fishing; the fish know KVD doesn’t like to wait.

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Posted: 20 February 2011 03:34 PM   [ # 1 ]
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Now this is some funny stuff!!  Good post.

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Posted: 20 February 2011 03:37 PM   [ # 2 ]
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That was great LOL

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Does sleeping with the fishes equate to basstiality? LOL LOL LOL

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Posted: 20 February 2011 03:50 PM   [ # 3 ]
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lololololool   wink

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Posted: 20 February 2011 05:30 PM   [ # 4 ]
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Pretty funny!

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Posted: 20 February 2011 06:04 PM   [ # 5 ]
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Thats some great stuff! Haha

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Posted: 20 February 2011 07:19 PM   [ # 6 ]
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haha great ones

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Posted: 20 February 2011 07:37 PM   [ # 7 ]
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That is pretty funny.

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Posted: 22 February 2011 05:06 PM   [ # 8 ]
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lol, those are pretty good.

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Posted: 22 February 2011 05:11 PM   [ # 9 ]
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KVD doesn’t need to actually cast for fish, he simply goes to a river or lake and says: “You, you, you, you and you—in the livewell!”

Thats my favorite one

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Can I get Booyah !!!!!!!!

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Posted: 22 February 2011 06:09 PM   [ # 10 ]
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bassinjeff - 22 February 2011 05:11 PM

KVD doesn’t need to actually cast for fish, he simply goes to a river or lake and says: “You, you, you, you and you—in the livewell!”

Thats my favorite one

lol x2 i wonder if it is true….

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Posted: 22 February 2011 07:02 PM   [ # 11 ]
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• Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears KVD pajamas.

KVD pajamas? Sweet, were can I buy them?

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Hope you catch your biggest bass ever on your next fishing trip.

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Posted: 23 February 2011 07:38 PM   [ # 12 ]
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lol… Great post!!!!

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Posted: 28 February 2011 12:14 AM   [ # 13 ]
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Like!

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Perfect practice makes perfect

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Posted: 28 February 2011 11:47 AM   [ # 14 ]
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AWESOME!!!!!!!!

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My wife is my favorite fishing partner.

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Posted: 01 March 2011 07:16 PM   [ # 15 ]
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I laughed my backside off when I read those

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